enhancers:

I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr

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jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

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dajo42:

dajo42:

fun science fact: bees dont actually buzz theyre just going “beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” because theyre excited to be a bee

wasps, however, have no concept of excitement and are beings of pure despair

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encourage:

October is the best month

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no-receipts:

when bae needs a subtle hint

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ven0moth:

if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest

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